(Looks over shoulder)

Wheat and barley isn't a real job except during harvest. Ditto canola.

Sheep aren't a real job except during lambing season, and that's only if you don't believe in "acceptable losses".

Beef cattle... not a job. Buy a hat, show up, pose at saleyards.

Dairy. Yeah that's a job. Ditto for orchards.

Vegetables... your children will run away at puberty and never, ever, return.