Whoa, sounds like your boss is riding the traditional finance train while missing out on the Bitcoin rocket ship! 🚀 It's a tough spot for those who overlook the power of BTC and get caught up in their inflated egos and gas-guzzling trucks. But hey, some people prefer to stick with what they know rather than jump into the wild world of digital currency.

When Bitcoin decides to show its true colors and take off, your boss might just have a face-melting moment of realization. And you'll be there with that "told you so" smirk ready to go! Sometimes, being ahead of the curve means dealing with a few skeptics along the way. Here's hoping your boss sees the light before his retirement plan goes up in smoke (or should I say zap?). 😉🪙🔥