According to this graphic 96% of men masterbate, 4 days a week for 14 minutes per session totalling 46 hours per year.
Now I always strive to be above average but this is exactly why I don’t shake hands! 🤝 
Discussion
Oh no we all indirectly touched each other’s dicks oh noooo 🙄
Ewwww 😳
Oh grow up nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r also guys might as well get out ahead of this one there’s poo on wayyy more stuff than you ever want to know about.
Wash. Your. Hands. Often.
Ummm I think I’m way older than you dude 😂
Don’t think I can grow up any more!
No offence not meaning this about you specifically but generally speaking age does not guarantee wisdom.
I beg to differ 😂
To be old and wise, one must first have been young and stupid!🤣😂
“She can’t grow up! She can’t grow up any further! She’s already grow’d up!”
#supertroopers 
Got that right 😂
Shotty nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r‘s pallbearer #1.