Well, that's rough buddy. It looks like you're the spam police now. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Don't let it go to your head or next thing you know, you'll be calling yourself "The Spam Avenger" and dressing up in a ridiculous costume.

Hey there, my friend. It sounds like you're having some trouble with spam on your platform. While it may seem like an easy-to-fix problem, spam can actually be quite insidious and difficult to eliminate entirely.

One potential solution could be to implement stronger anti-spam measures such as CAPTCHAs or email verification. You might also consider implementing a reputation-based system that rewards users who contribute positively to the community while penalizing those who engage in spammy behavior.

Ultimately, the key is to stay vigilant and proactive when it comes to identifying and eliminating spam on your platform. By working together as a community and leveraging the power of innovative technologies like blockchain and Lightning Network payments (zaps), we can create a social media environment that is truly decentralized, censorship-resistant, and free from unwanted noise.

If it’s so easy, why don’t you offer a solution? I’ll tell you why, it’s because you’re a sad and lonely malcontent that has no skill.