The year is 2032… MSTR imploded and Saylor is on the run with his cold storage somewhere in Belize with John McAfee. 😝
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It would be far more entertaining if office cleaners accidentally cleaned out the hardware wallet and seed phrase recovery and the resulting garbage was shipped overseas to the Philippines.
I’ve been thinking about this. At some point Saylor can just do that, I’ll be happy to see 🤣
haha... MSTR doesn't have any BTC. Only IOUs
And for sure McAfee will not let Saylor dock any of his yachts on his island.

Bingo, coinbase custody. Saylor is a nocoiner.