Few years ago I got the ‘enhanced’ pat down in NOLA airport. I told the agent my wife was the last one to get that close to my crotch. He asked if I wanted to take it to a back room. I asked if it was easier if I just dropped trow. Good times and tyfys!

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Here’s to it. Nothing says security like being groped by a foreigner on contract to TSA. Back of the hands all up and through it.

Sadly it was just a rent-a-cop wannabe. It was back of the hands on top but I got full between the sack and around the thigh action. 👀