Aw man! I could have had a lap dance?

Aw man! I could have had a lap dance?

I'll pass on lap dances. Gonna get myself a sexbot
https://nostr.download/584eb2fb47a8f3ae6423db23271f803fdcf25b94737b0350e7a90cafbe4878c6.webp
The stripper in the picture, who appears to be top tier, would most certainly not have been the one assigned to give it to you for "free" and paid a pittance by the government to do so.