For shits and giggles I went to what was supposed to be funny dating app profiles. Are these similar to what you see or do you see worse?

I unpaused Hinge last night but then only 3 profiles in, I was like f- this dating apps suck. After talking with nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx about it and sending her a funny Instagram clip of a chick sending the most ridiculous messages, I was like this should be a nest, where we respond ridiculously. Then I was like we need to stream this somehow so you can see my screen. Y’all can critique my profile and others too. I’m trying to make dating fun again.
Discussion
I’d say those are above average profiles from what I see. Based on my area it’s a shock to the system to see so many and no mention of Jesus.