Tonight calls for three beeswax candles. 
Discussion
Make sure you mind your beeswax, or you’ll have hard to remove stains.
(It occurs to me there is no way you’ve not heard every permutation of beeswax joke in existence… the same way it occurs to me there is no chance I’m not posting this anyways.)
Breeng eet! I love the beeswax jokes, whether I’ve heard ‘em or not!
