🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: CLIMATE SUMMIT LOGIC STRIKES AGAIN 🚨

📜 BREAKING: NOTHING SAYS ‘SAVE THE PLANET’ LIKE BULLDOZING THE RAINFOREST FOR A PHOTO OP

🔎 ANALYSIS OF THIS GALAXY-BRAIN DECISION:

✅ Step 1: Destroy the environment to build a road.

✅ Step 2: Use the road to attend a conference about saving the environment.

✅ Step 3: Virtue-signal about sustainability while sipping champagne in an air-conditioned tent.

✅ Step 4: Blame Bitcoin mining.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 You can’t make this stuff up.

🔥 At this point, they should just host the next climate summit inside an open-pit lithium mine.

🔥 Carbon footprints are fine if they come with VIP passes.

💡 NEW RULE: If you have to deforest a jungle to discuss protecting trees, you’re doing it wrong.

🔁 Repost if you’re tired of performative environmentalism.

⚡ Zaps = Offsetting the hypocrisy, one sat at a time.

#FortNakamoto #SaveTheTrees #ClimateTheater #FixTheMoneyFixThePlanet