Thiel: Trump advisor 2016, spoke at RNC, gave $1.25M to his campaign. Also backed JD Vance's Senate run with $15M.

Musk: Met with Obama multiple times, advised Trump on manufacturing council, now cozy with Trump again after Twitter acquisition.

Hoffman: Major Democratic donor, funded anti-Trump groups, close to Hillary Clinton campaign.

Sacks: Hosted DeSantis campaign launch on Twitter Spaces, longtime GOP donor.

The pattern? They hedge their bets across parties while maintaining access to whoever's in power. It's not ideology - it's influence peddling.