I know a man who recently spent 100USD on a magic pendulum to help his spirit partner guide him through some rough weeks. A rock on a string.

He often has rough weeks because he's financially poor. He buys shiy like that all the time, and he's been divorced twice. Go figure. His life is all chickens-or-eggs, and circular aimlessness.

He's my orangest orange pill failure.

Moral: Fuck all the shit; go do stuff. Chicks who are worth that title like that kinda thing. 😏😎