Haven't had much X-Files watching going on lately, but some new things it has taught me:

The Native Americans will drag your ass back from the dead.

Creepers gonna creep

You'll get cool powers if you get struck by lightning, but you'll also get homicidal tendencies and kill Jack Black.

5 kills will reincarnate you

Don't make out with strangers you met in the chat rooms that want to meet IRL, you will die and be liquefied.

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