min/max was a whole psyop to see if potential "terrorists" could be seduced back to patriotism or some shit like that. he is what would be called a "foil" in Shakespearean literature. he is your foil except he looks like the version of you that you wished to remain until things got very bad and sticky. his wife is pretty and avoiding the back rooms of clubs again so hopefully he's happy and we can all move on from this knowing that I own him and you now.