My favorite way to get No-KYC sats:
https://archive.org/details/how-to-buy-non-kyc-bitcoin-with-a-us-postal-money-order
Discussion
This is probably the most private way to buy Bitcoin, definitely a bit more work than RoboSats though
Most people just call you a scammer when you tell them about actually doing stuff like this too.
Idk 🤷🏻♂️ weird