"New year, new diet! 🍏 Starting with the classic: 'This time it’s for real!' 💪 Today, just salad and water, maybe a walk tomorrow... or maybe not. 🏃‍♂️ After eating half a bag of 'sugar-free' almonds, it’s time for a 'healthy treat'... a piece of dark chocolate (it’s 80% cocoa, so it’s good for me, right?). 😅 And yes, I’ll keep saying 'next Monday' for the rest of the year. #Diet #NewYearSameOldHabits #MaybeNextMonday"