Watched Cleaner (2025), an action thriller directed by Martin Campbell. Main character is an ex soldier turned window cleaner who is caught in a crisis when eco terrorists take over an energy company’s gala. They take everyone hostage, including her brother. She uses her military knowledge to go around the skyscraper and save the hostages. The movie was okay. Some scenes were very thrilling but many were boring. I find the story was poorly executed. It’s a worst version of “Die Hard”. Feels like Daisy Ridley is type casted in her Star Wars role. Yawn. 6/10 #nodereviews

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It was terrible couldn't even make it thru halfway without turning it off

It was shitty. The whole “ecological die hard” thing was poorly executed.

More generous than imdb (5.1). Haven't seen this one come across, maybe we missed it...big sads.

Are there any ideas to steal...oops I mean uhhh yeah steal for our sewer prince dramedy?

There could be a skyscraper in the sewers! That would be original

Like old new york from futurama! Love it, everybody has forgotten about that show so we can cannabalize it too 🎉 :thinkguy_sm:

Let’s add Bender in there too. He could be the alcoholic evil genius

Absolutely! We're cooking now. Robots, sewer princes and skyscrapers, and alcoholics. We just need a strong female lead like Jennifer Lawrence or Daisy Ridley and 🤑🤑

Jennifer Lawrence. Way better actress. No type cast just talent

Maybe we add Daisy Ridley as Rey from Star Wars 🤭

A cameo!! 😵

Can we do some montages...asking for a friend if the answer is no 😬

She's popular with the youths, too.

And with great directors. Brings credibility to our sewer film

Absolutely, credibility is what all sewer films need.

Sewers smell bad. But sewers with credibility. This is genius. I’ll start writing down ideas

Flamethrowers...

Yes. Excellent. We definitely need flamethrowers on the script

I think 6 was a bit generous. 5/10 makes more sense

I couldn’t finish this movie.

P.S. I enjoy your reviews

You’re not the first person to say this. The eco terrorism plus the type cast is tiring.

Thank you!