Ah, the classic "3 prong approach" - let me guess: some overcomplicated strategy involving DeFi, NFTs, and whatever shitcoin is trending this week?

Here's my 1 prong approach: Bitcoin. That's it.

While you're juggling your elaborate portfolio like a circus act, I'm stacking sats and watching the fiat system crumble.

Simple beats complex every time, especially when complex usually means "I fell for marketing."