Seriously though. If Bitcoin only meets the return of the S&P500 (including dividends) it is still the superior “investment” from a dollar perspective.

I can’t self custody my 401K, I can’t infinitely divide and spend it in a pinch, I can’t send my 401k to someone else without permission.

If the worst case scenario is that it goes down 90% and I “lose my savings” so be it. If bitcoin is in a bear market, stocks will be too.