My new business is BaaS - Boat Accident As a Service.

We use the latest in AI tech to generate a realistic collection of newspaper clippings, photos, hospital bills and police reports from your very own boating accident.

The next time they come a’knocking, confidently invite them in, put the kettle on and grab the expertly crafted scrap book from “the worst day of your life”.

Let me know if you want to invest!