- be will

- constantly cry about someone somehow magically making lightning better so finally everyone can have a non-custodial lightning node

- any day now, I promise just wait a bit

- years pass

- don't ship anything

- realize it's not going to happen

- add custodial default backend to damus via coinos

- don't realize the huge irony

- portrait nwc as an alternative to ecash (?!?)

- it's like saying "APIs are an alternative to servers"

- shit on anyone doing anything differently

- nobody cares, nobody even argues with him anyomr because why would you

- celebrate attack on cashu bitcoin infrastructure because of being butthurt

- go on twitter with his company account to shit on me because we apparently hurt his feelings by bringing bitcoin and cashu to platforms that nobody else targets

- coinos is actually running a cashu mint 😂

what a strange guy.