Clearly the answer is to have catastrophic failure aptitude tests to be allowed to board the plane. You can’t fail but you can get bad seats for poor performance, maybe an extra levy if you do particularly bad

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If/When those doors ever become important.. who’s sitting there will have zero fucking bearing on my ass getting out one. 😂

I read once statistically in a plane crash those towards the back of the plane are more likely to survive. I remind myself of that when I’m walking past first class to my economy seat.

I also remember reading this, was it something to do with being close to the tail?

I think it was that more plane crashes are nose first. If you’re seated further back you take less of the impact. What I read had seats listed as the ones most likely to die, those most likely to have injuries like broken spines, arms, etc into decreasing severity.

Personally I hope to never need any of this information.

I think the seats next to the wings were the safest 🐶🐾🫡

Next to all that fuel makes sense to me. 😂

I understand the concern with fuel, but when shit crashes into the ground it’s the last of my concerns. Plus, they dump it all out before emergency landing 🐶🐾🫡

It’s the fumes that explode. At any rate.. just being playful. If we ever survive a crash we can compare notes. 😜

Lol! Let’s hope we will never have to. And yes, kerosine is only fumes are explosive 🐶🐾🤣🫂

I keep a notebook for just such an occasion

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Plus.. boarding first just means your on the flightmare longer.

I’ve asked the gate agent to let me know the last possible second to board before. I just hate sitting. I particularly hate sitting correctly in a seat.