80,000 BTC moved on July 4th — untouched for 14+ years.

AI-narrated article: https://youtu.be/AnvNKpI6M8A

Bitcoin Audible breakdown:

🎧 https://fountain.fm/episode/pUCLaLYtEPXX6f5LViMd

⚡ Follow-up: https://fountain.fm/episode/zLxOPcJm6lKJ9xOnInRG

Still wrapping my head around it. Legal claim? Hack? Cryptographic flex?