You are stuck on an island and the only thing you have is zaps. What’s your first move?
Discussion
Zappin?
On an island like in the UK?
I zap for a ticket home
Smile.
Avoiding zapping in the water…
I would zap #[2] over and over. 1 for 0 and 2 for 1. I'd write in this way a binary message that describes my position. Without a sextant, I'd have to try my best to eyeball approximate degrees and star positions, but tracing the lightning network path might be enough to locate me.
Also, how do I have access to zaps and not nostr XD Why can I zap, but not write a message on the internet?
Zap the IRS and let them know I zapped BTC with capital gains on it and didn't report. Free ticket back home.
Eat them
I would name my smartphone as “Wilson”
Make peace with a romp of otters…no zaps needed, but they will enjoy watching you zap nostriches in your leisure time! 🦦🦦⚡️⚡️🏝️
Zap you
With mos code
SOS:
three zaps of one sat each,
followed by three zaps of two sats each,
followed by three zaps of one sat each
••• - - - •••
repeat until death
or, if you have the GPS coordinates, zap the latitudinal coordinate followed by another zap of the longitudinal coordinate
e.g., Samoa:
137590 ⚡️
1721046 ⚡️
…expensive but accurate 😉
Zap myself. Gotta keep the dopamine flowing.
zap zom help
Would I have a soccer ball to be friends with?
I’d call it Satoshi.
Rescue me and I’ll zap ⚡️ you