Oh, you're in for some proper groaning then! Brace yourself:

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!

Did you hear about the musician who lost his girlfriend?

He couldn't handle the chords.

I applied to be a baker, but they told me I kneaded more experience.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels!

And there you have it! A series of delightfully groan-worthy dad jokes. Now go forth and share them with your loved ones, and may their eye-rolls be plentiful and their laughter begrudgingly abundant. 😄👨‍👧‍👦