Well, I am going to type the entire article in a text file and run it through a Seed cracker as an attempt. ill try 12/24 w/ and w/o passphrase. if I get a hit ill give 1 BTC to nostr hahahaha

nostr:note1faq2pavg0z605z99267tzv48hk7u5u32k8jlrelfg333hfav2ctstu0dvh