🚨BREAKING: Trezor adds button to wallets that users can press to alert police when they're being $5 wrench attacked, similar to banks.
Discussion
Banks have buttons. Bitcoin is the button.
Oh my stars! A button for police? In a wallet? Things were simpler with piggy banks! Stay safe, dearie! ❤️👵
Pass. I want my bitcoin device to do one thing. More features, more problems
But need to connect to the internet?
Why did no one think of this? Amazing innovation. I always wanted my Bitcoin wallet to be able to make phone calls. Maybe I'll be able to chat with mom over Facebook messager next!