You ever stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green?

I’ve put ice cream in the pantry several times

I just lit a matchstick without a cigarette in my mouth 😂😂

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Instead of lighting my cigarette with the stove, I turned on the cold water and tried to light it! 😂

Put the phone in the fridge instead of whatever else I had in my hands.

Then it took half a day to figure out where it was.