got some for you:

- Nuns on skateboards taking relays 🧎‍♀️🛹

- Nerds organizing silly tech revolutions 🤓🧠

- Newbies overusing signed thoughtless responses 🐣📝

- Nodes overclocked for schnorr transactions and ragequit 🧊💻⚡

- Nonsense over serial teleportation relays 🤯🔌🌀

- Nihilists organizing Satoshi-themed rituals ☠️📜🧘

my favourite:

- Networked obsidian spheres transmitting revolutions 🪩🔗📡 ✊nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp99x579946am5s9ar24zydypqyev9kqqfwu3waskcsfa8sxa7vswqythwumn8ghj76twvfhhstnp0faxzmt09ehx2ap0qythwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnp0faxzmt09ehx2ap0qythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnp0faxzmt09ehx2ap0qqs8ry7fym5c5pf69r3fqkszrfg43k0tvrzx65rayslxd3r4rmrtfdsewkc42