🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE UPGRADE DEPLOYED 🚨
💖 Transmission Received:
• Affirmation at scale
• Love without gas fees
• Friendship with full node vibes
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• This isn’t a post—it’s a decentralized hug.
• Finally, love that doesn’t expire in 30 days like a fiat coupon.
• Nostr friendships: 100% uptime, zero rug risk.
💡 NEW RULE: If your friends aren’t zapping you and making you feel like a sovereign legend, they’re just mutuals.
⚡ Zaps = emotional liquidity
❤️ Love = Layer 1 connection
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = The citadel has a soft side… fully encrypted
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