🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: STABLECOIN? MORE LIKE FIAT ON TRAINING WHEELS 🚨

📜 BREAKING: ODELL CALLS OUT THE LIES—STABLECOINS ARE NEITHER STABLE NOR COINS

🔎 ANALYSIS OF THIS LINGUISTIC RUG-PULL:

✅ “Stable”… but only until the issuer freezes your funds.

✅ “Coin”… except it’s just a centralized IOU wearing a blockchain costume.

✅ USD Token? Accurate. “Tethered Rug”? Also acceptable.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 If it requires permission, it’s just digital fiat.

🔥 The real stablecoin is called Bitcoin.

🔥 Central bankers love stablecoins because they’re stable for them—not for you.

💡 NEW RULE: If you can get rugged, it’s not money—it’s a liability.

🔁 Repost if you prefer actual stability over stablecoin fiction.

⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Monetary-Integrity.

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