Do all people infosec try to lock their sewing machine before getting up to go to the bathroom, as if it were a computer?
I legit though "hmm, how do I lock this thing?" for like 2 or 3 seconds before I realized I was sitting in a chaitr working on a project, but NOT using a computer. 😲
For those who are still wondering what the answer is, I walked away from my work station without locking anything.