Ooo maybe I should go as the monopoly man πŸ€”πŸ’œ I like monopoly

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That would be adorable. Some guy would have to say for the rest of his life he hooked up with the monopoly man. Because you know you’d totally pull. I love it! πŸ₯ΉπŸ«‚πŸ’œ

That would be so romantic 😍πŸ₯Ή aww Mallory πŸ™πŸ’œπŸ₯Ήβ˜ΊοΈπŸ’œ

Sounds a bit dicy to me

Already getting the dad jokes ready I see. Seems a tad premature.

Yeah true, sorry for flip-flopping around like that and not getting to the crocs of things

That was criminal πŸ˜‚ go straight to jail πŸ‘ˆ

Guilty as charged, just trying to find out the New Balance of things here

I dunno, if he plays his cards right he may well get to pass GO 🀭

I’m blushing. That’s a great pickup line.

Really? ☺️😍πŸ₯° not as good as your waiter one 😍 but I might try it - really will have to dress up as the monopoly man or be playing monopoly for it to work but I'd say that's doable πŸ₯Ή

Yes because the opportunity to ask for a waiter in a to go box comes up so much more often than playing monopoly or going as the monopoly man for Halloween. Btw I’m totally stealing the line if I’m ever playing monopoly with a hottie.

Talking about monopoly we should do a nest sometime and play an online game like monopoly or smth

Yeah, but call it Monocly

I’m down for an online game. How would we make one work in a nest?

Just host the call on a nest, and play it online somewhere πŸ€”

Ye, do you know a good site to do it?

You can embed JavaScript into the console and have the game appear at the top of the πŸͺΊ nest. I have streamed John Wick in a nest and nostr:npub1g3827ewz6d23rlgdhkaslc78gyule52ymcqdyt2hsxdwtlw8dt5q7dfpvg has incorporated DOD in nests. Each person will have to embed the code in order to see

Oh, if you didn't id be disappointed! 😍πŸ₯° πŸ₯ΉπŸ™πŸ’œ we could totally pull 😍. I'm usually playing monopoly with my brothers 😭 not the right audience πŸ’€ going to have to start bringing a board around with me in case of hot men πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅ I'm writing this one down!

β€œdoes anybody ever even use pick-up lines?”

common consensus on the nest: no

*starts writing up pick-up lines”

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I use them πŸ™‹πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ₯ΉπŸ˜ when I'm already dating a guy, but still πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ™ keeps things #spicy

You found a guy? πŸ˜―πŸ™Œ

Who me? πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ nah πŸ™πŸ’œ πŸ₯Ή

Can't take long with that W rizz πŸ˜ŽπŸ’œ

What are you waiting for? An invitation to my dms? πŸ˜‰πŸ€™

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I'm waiting for you to reply to my DMs 🀭

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Note to self: monopoly pick up line works even if you’re already dating. On future date ask partner if you can have them in a to-go box. Or to go in my box? Hmmm rewrites are so much harder than improv.

To go in my box oioioiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’€πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this is amazing πŸ’œπŸ˜β€οΈ box jokes always crack me up too. One time I told the mail room guy I wanted to show him my box (that I had expertly made myself) and I lost it and he was so embarrassed πŸ˜‚πŸ€£. On Tuesday he said he found my box, I lost it, he went red πŸ˜‚. I swear mail rooms are dangerous box innuendo territory.

This is amazing πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Aaahh Eshara! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Now the question of the day

Does the Monopoly Man wear a monocle?

Yes!

Mandela Effect 101

He doesn’t πŸ€—

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Mr. Pennybags I always pictured you with a monocle. Why oh why?

🧐

I don't get it πŸ₯Ή