Bitcoin: hits $100,000 for the first time in history

Friends and family: WhAt is ThAt BitCoiNs tHinG? hOw KaN i gEt ZoMe??

Me: not your keys, not your coins, stack sats, be your own bank, etc...

Bitcoin: $120,000

Friends and family: (still no-coiner)

Wash and repeat every four years 🔁 🤷‍♂️