(I think it's time to recalculate the numbers.)

Did you receive a $1,200 stimulus check back in April 2020?

You could have bought 0.13909818 #Bitcoin with that check back then.

Today 0.13909818 Bitcoin is worth $13,269.

The $1,200 from back then has the value of $984 today.

Maybe you should get off zero and buy Bitcoin.