This is why we can't have nice things

Congrats on becoming a dickbutt reporter. Great coverage

Way to make a point.

There is nothing that prevents degenerates from crying about the other degenerates who get away with being degenerate.

I'm only glad that I didn't get caught with my own degenerate behavior. Even though I now realize that by being successfully degenerate I should have spent more time learning something useful. So now I cry about degenerates while pretending that I'm no longer a degenerate.

The End.

Why do you think it's disgusting and so what are you gonna do about it?

Oh brother, does this mean another PR is coming?

Not quite in the same league as "Chancellor on the brink of second bailout for banks" but I'll admit it made me chuckle 😂