Who says God has feeble human emotions? Who says those emotions aren't something God has and we just happen to share them?

Your concept of hell is medieval... Hell is simply allowing you free will, you chose to not be with God, he allows your that absense. Hell is just the absence of God, what you're talking about is the hell that church leaders used to convey an idea before most people were even literate. That fear comes from the churches prior, crappy interpretations of scripture.

"Scripture uses images of fire and sulfur to convey intense torment and God’s holy judgment. Whether these flames are literal, symbolic, or both, the key point is the severity and permanence of separation from God’s presence in blessing and fellowship."