Morrison’s gave me a “you’ve not been in for a while” £6 off £30 voucher, so it would have been rude not to go in. While I was wandering around with my basket, a man came over and said “are you the lady who walks her dog near [village]?”

When I said I was, he explained why he’d seen me a lot, and gave me the most delicious bit of local gossip, of which I had not heard the slightest whiff from anyone. I can’t wait to tell Mrs DT, and I am very glad I got that voucher!