So many are are hanging on Trump to be the savior in "crypto" and Bitcoin, like this guy's final desperation:

Trump to son: "Hey Eric, what do you think about this guy losing his crypto in a dump?"

Eric: "Bitcoin, dad, Bitcoin. Well, if he finds it, he isn't going to HODL and will sell it. If he doesn't find it then it is a donation to the Bitcoin Network. Helps us."

Trump: "Got it...helps me....screw that guy. Denied."