Me writing erotica:
“And when I saw the pizza delivery driver had entered my neighborhood I couldn’t help but be excited.”
Me writing erotica:
“And when I saw the pizza delivery driver had entered my neighborhood I couldn’t help but be excited.”
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Yeahh it really got me going 🥵💯💯
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Yes this works for me lol
You might not have been aware, but there actually is a second best.

And possibly a third…
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Yep
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A token redeemable for anything consistently is literally better than fiat even if it’s a low value item.
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If you’re offering me the ability to tolerate lactose again with that cheese it might be a difficult choice, otherwise Bitcoin.
I just so happen to have a bottle of pills for that right here with me…
Also hey guys nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap is finally here not like we were waiting or anything
Actually Mallory you are in luck because Parmesan cheese, like many aged cheeses, contain very low levels of lactose. 👌
This is the way
My nephew eats wedges of Parmesan like a sandwich. I bequeath all Parmesan I receive to him.
He’s gonna be mad when he gets cheese and everyone else gets bitcoin.
The thing is he probably wouldn’t be. 🤣😂🤣
Then you have not educated the foundling properly 
You are a good aunti 🏆
I eat Parmesan exactly like that!
😂
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I will take a wheel of cheese 🧀 over a Birkin bag any day!
I had to google that 😅 but great haha.
Seems like a poor choice when you could sell/trade the bag for many more wheels of cheese, or at least use the bag to carry your cheese in.
Well both will appreciate in value, Birkin you can wear and cheese you can eat 😂
But yeah you are right in terms of value, Birkin is likely a better choice - but I really love cheese 🧀 ahaha
Google the Birkin bag 👀
If so then you have lived a very good life my dear 😅🙏 be aware of this bag 😂😂🏆 especially the Birkin Diamond 💎 Himalaya 🐊: An Homage to Majesty 👑
In 2022, Sotheby's sold a Diamond Himalaya Birkin 30 for over $450,000 USD.
For educational purposes: https://www.sothebys.com/en/articles/the-top-6-most-expensive-hermes-birkin-bags
#Birkin #BirkinBag
#BirkinOrBitcoin That Is The Question 😅🫣 … #Bitcoin
But you know #Hermes is also the color orange 🧡 
I have a friend if a guy gave her cheese, her single streak might be over. If I ever felt the need to send flowers I would send cheese instead.
This is too spicy 😱
I suggest ranch dip or order a different pizza next time less spicy
nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap is speechless obviously it’s so good
I was actually eating pineapple pizza when I transmitted this note to the relays.
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🔥🤤💦