I'm the neighborhood lamper, punani vamper

Mess around, you'll find my silk boxers in your Mommy's hamper

And nowadays, girls want you for your money

I'm like Heav' — I got nothin' but love for you, honey

And since I'm lookin' slick, and my pockets are thick

I need surgery to get chicks removed from my dick

Undefeated. Undeniable if he lived long enough to build his catalogue.