I like to break most stuff down into cars because evweryone can relate to a car.

You can only pick two, a fast car, reliable car, or a cheap car.

If you want a fast, cheap car, it's not going to be reliable.

If you want a fast, reliable car, it's not going to be cheap.

If you want a relaible, cheap car, it's not going to be fast.

Mine was expensive, FAST, and still not reliable, LOL!