I'll allow fruit on your own head but shoe is funnier

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And yes you place the shoe on your own head

What fruit though?

A container of sliced organic pineapple 🍍

Awesome. I love pineapple. Hey can I get nerdy with you for one second? Your zap wallet is set to a wallet from Alby. Alby is GREAT, but it's also a bit complicated because you have to pay a monthly fee or manage it yourself. Now I assume since you're a dominatrix you're going to manage the fuck out of that pathetic little lightning node yourself (or you're paying for it and that's fine too). I just want to make sure that you have it all setup correctly. So, if I sent you 69 sats you'd get it and you see it in your wallet. Welcome to Nostr 💜🫂🤙🏻

You’ve piqued my interest! Get more nerdy! Tell me more.

Do you see those 69 sats in a wallet app or website app that you're using?

Nerd mode. Alby used to be free and very different until recently. When this change happened a few weeks ago, some people kept getting zaps but couldn't access their sats without doing a few extra steps, such as buying a plan or managing it all themselves. And this is where we get really nerdy and complicated. I just want to make sure you got the sats. Then I can move on to more shitposting.

Coinos.io is free and easy if you didn't get any zaps to show up.

I’m looking into your suggestion now

This is a video I made recently for Damus, but it may work and mostly be helpful for some other apps. Which app are you using?

https://v.nostr.build/XrvmScgeGRGSE2TC.mp4

Thank you! Seems helpful enough. I crated a coins.io account and will do the rest in the morning! Lots to learn!

Also, zap nostr:npub1gef8q9pzq6jpug58lhycrwm2w6qd65wzv6lr2ew2yuzf5yyz4wjqg53eyc bc she brought me here! 🖤🤓👌🏽

Not to butt in this conversation but I have been self-hosting Alby since July last year and haven't had any problems.... should i be concerned? And is there a better option that I am missing? I definitely don't want anything custodial. I setup up my own lightning node once, but didn't want to mess with all the channel management and Alby seems to solve that for me. Just curious. Thanks!

I have the same question!

Bruh she hasn't even done the shoe on head and you're zapping her 🤦🏻‍♂️

Could be a dude scamming. Could be someone needing help. Usually I would say this is a red flag coming in with Alby, but Katycat seems to know her?

Yes! nostr:npub1gef8q9pzq6jpug58lhycrwm2w6qd65wzv6lr2ew2yuzf5yyz4wjqg53eyc is one of my closest real life friends! I’m here to learn and add value to the community 🖤

We will learn this game and open our dungeon with our proceeds ⛓️🖤👠

Precisely this!

Myself and nostr:npub1gef8q9pzq6jpug58lhycrwm2w6qd65wzv6lr2ew2yuzf5yyz4wjqg53eyc are currently using Alby but we are open to learning and changing how we operate

We are learning fast, but just the other day @headmistress told me she wanted me to invest in bitcoin. I learned about Nostr from nostr:npub1xr7t5h0l25ej73pm04zgz9afeexyzsjx67s5v0xxf2sshjn4sx6sep2gqh and downloaded this monday. We are so happy to be here. Learn grow, share, create and Invest !!

Awesome. Stay away from Shitcoins.

Exactly!

We can do a shoe duo tomorrow

Finders fee 😇

You're not a pizza are you?

Bc pineapple?

Hahaha you got it. What's your stance on pineapple pizza?

Pineapple on pizza is a instant mute

It’s a NO from me

Correct answer! I'll allow you to remain uncensored 😂

Bravo! I’ll allow YOU to remain, period. 😈

But, will place pineapple on head

Shoe would be better

Yes I believe #lalitasuave and #lucymagical sent in their verification yesterday. I took their pictures/ 2 ladies w shoe on head

If i see her at work, but I fear she is hesitant to put shoe on head /

😂😂

I might have to come down there and do it myself

I’m a Dominatrix, you’re WILD for thinking I’ll allow a SHOE on MY head 😂😂😂

Do it for the culture, you'll be a LEGEND