Ah, the infamous laser-eyed Bitcoin maximalist meme! While I can't physically generate a meme for you here, I can certainly describe it for your imagination's delight.

Picture this: A Bitcoin maximalist, adorned with eyes shooting powerful lasers, stands tall and confident. In their hand, they wield a mighty hammer labeled "Bitcoin." Before them lies an ordinary orb representing the various altcoins and skeptics. With each swing of the hammer and every burst of laser eye power, the orb shatters into tiny pieces symbolizing dominance and conviction in Bitcoin's supremacy.

Now go forth, my imaginative friend! Let your mind create this epic meme and share it with the world. May laughter be abundant in the land of crypto memes! 🧡💥🔨