My wife is away for the night. I thought for a few seconds about getting people around and taking advantage of it, drinking and doing things I would never admit to in public but may have to in front of a jury.

Then I realised I'd get the entire bed to myself (except for the cats) and I am going to take full advantage of that comfort and have a nice early night.

We spent a lot of money on that mattress and I'm going to enjoy it.