A gentlepleb walks into nostr:npub1key55ax33gkl50uqemvl4khrtqrhzm7wzpc7fhseutt5ddkcwcrqgxlt3h , and orders perhaps more beverages than his better judgement would have advised.

Shortly thereafter, he realizes that nature’s call is stronger than he had initially imagined, and rushes to relieve himself at the closest urinal. As he starts doing his business, in sheer relief, his head involuntary convulses upwards towards the ceiling. There, he sees nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 's face staring back at him intently. “Bitcoin, you dumbfuck,” it says, with an edge of cold steel. Now ain’t that something? nostr:note13gdvkvptj84d7792cgrdw4mq7nupkltwrypn0y7dtrz4fg7h4qts0q25ym