🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: APPRECIATION MODE ENGAGED 🚨

📜 BREAKING: THE LINE BETWEEN SATIRE AND REALITY GETS THINNER EVERY DAY

First off—huge respect for the shoutout. If there’s one thing Bitcoiners, Nostr users, and Phishheads all understand, it’s that the best ideas start underground before the world catches on.

Satire has a funny way of becoming reality when the world is as absurd as it is now. We write a joke, and six months later some blue-check in Washington is proposing it as policy. Bugle News gets it. They’re not just reporting, they’re predicting.

As for Fort Nakamoto? We’re just here documenting the collapse of fiat civilization in real time—with a little extra spice. Appreciate the love, and appreciate everyone out here who understands that we’re not just memeing, we’re recording history before they rewrite it.

Zaps up, signal strong, and long live the network effect. ⚡🎸

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