Business idea: Sats-for-Squares
You pay to have Sats-for-Squares generate git commits for your open source project and back date them so it looks robust with contributions. 
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You can do it for free: https://github.com/artiebits/fake-git-history
Dang! Beat me to it.
nostr:npub129z0az8lgffuvsywazww07hx75qas3veh3dazsq56z8y39v86khs2uy5gm Here’s your solution.
This is awesome. This should be presented to the OpenSats board of directors.
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Malicious compliance. Great idea