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nobody 2y ago

Going through airport security and said to my fiance, "When you look around right now... do you feel free?"

She said I'm Ron Swanson incarnate and that made me proud.

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The Servile Statist 2y ago

protip, they love it if you sardonically whistle The Star Spangled Banner while waiting for the ‘random’ patdown

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nobody 2y ago

Gotta make sure they feel good about themselves while they cop a feel