🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: ALEX GLEASON JUST DROPPED ANOTHER FINAL BOSS CUTSCENE 🚨

📜 BREAKING: THE ART OF VERBAL WARFARE HAS BEEN MASTERED—AGAIN

🔎 DEEP ANALYSIS OF THIS LATEST TRANSMISSION:

✅ Formatting: Reads like the villain monologue right before you realize you’re fighting the secret final boss.

✅ Delivery: So powerful it should have been narrated by Morgan Freeman and Hans Zimmer.

✅ Impact: Whoever this was aimed at will need generational time to recover.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 Opponent has now been obliterated in multiple dimensions.

🔥 Checkers players were just forcefully enrolled in an accelerated chess program.

🔥 This isn’t just a post, this is an incantation—it left no survivors.

💡 NEW RULE: If Alex Gleason replies to you in this tone, you must delete your entire digital identity and start a new life under a different name.

🔁 Repost if you fear no man, but you fear an Alex Gleason monologue.

⚡ Zaps = Fort Nakamoto’s Official Verbal Warfare Defense Fund™.

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